Average Guy Outdoors
Monday, February 9, 2026
Saturday, January 31, 2026
New Outdoor Callings, Maybe with Calls
I was pheasant hunting along the Mad River years ago when I heard what I was sure had to be the worst duck caller in the world. It didn’t sound at all what I thought a duck call should sound like. Clearly my experience was limited, because there weren’t any other hunters on the property, just hundreds of ducks filling up the ice free river that day. I filed that in my brain under “outdoor TV shows haven’t actually taught me much about duck hunting.” So I don't know anything, but there are ways to learn. The ODNR has outlined steps.
- The Benefits of Learning to Hunt
- Waterfowl Hunting Considerations
- Hunter Education and Safety
- Build Your Skills: Learning Opportunities
- Learning Resources: Preparing for the Hunt
- Learning Resources: Hunting Equipment
- Learning Resources: Hunting Waterfowl
- Learning Resources: After the Hunt
- Cooking - Make Your Culinary Experience Wild!
Read the complete column here: It's a good time to prepare for new outdoor interests
Check out the ODNR Getting Started information here, from pollinator gardens to waterfowl decoy setup.
Getting Started Waterfowl Hunting
It's a Start
This right now is the extent of my duck-hunting equipment: a gifted call that I have no idea how to use.
Saturday, January 24, 2026
Keeping Kids Smiling in the Cold
“I can’t feel my legs,” said Audrey Griswold in the movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation as her father Clark leads the family on a forced winter march in search of the perfect Christmas tree. Later, as Audrey relays her misery and increasingly worse symptoms to whoever will listen, he quips, “That’s all part of the experience.” For certain, that’s what many people think of when it comes to snow and colder temperatures: misery.
Read the complete column to learn some quick tips on keeping kids warm outside and local events: Outdoor activities don’t have to stop when the temperature drops
Events
Winter Tree Identification
January 31, 2026
Cox Arboretum MetroPark: Mead Westvaco Theatre | 10:00am - 12:00pm
AGE: 10-17 | $3.00
Did you know that even when the trees don't have leaves in the winter, there are still ways to identify them?!
https://www.metroparks.org/programs-events-finder/?program_number=U122&api=programs&type=program
Tree-Tapping Basics at Kingswood Park
Jan 31, 2026
10:00 am - 11:00 am
Kingswood Park Activity Center
COST: Free
AGES: Any (children must be accompanied by a responsible guardian)
REGISTRATION REQUIRED?: Yes
https://www.warrencountyparks.com/events/event/tree-tapping-basics-at-kingswood-park/2026-01-31/
*A minimum of five people registered for this program to take place
Celebrate Backyard Birds
Saturday Feb 7, 2026
Germantown MetroPark: Twin Valley Welcome Center | 10:00am - 11:30am
AGE: 3-13 | FREE
Openings: 10
Like a canary in a goldmine, birds are indicators of change of the health of our local habitats. https://www.metroparks.org/programs-events-finder/?program_number=V67&api=programs&type=program
Toddler Trek: Woodland Birds
Feb 9, 2026
10:30 am - 11:30 am
Armco Park- Jones Pavilion
COST: Free
AGES: 2-6 year olds with a responsible grown up
REGISTRATION REQUIRED?: Yes
https://www.warrencountyparks.com/events/event/toddler-trek-woodland-birds/2026-02-04/
Trail Tots: Love in Nature
Feb 12, 2026
Admin - Board Room
Age at least 3 yrs but less than 5y 11m 4w, Mixed
Little explorers will discover animal families and how they care for each other. Explore and spark a love for nature with a story, song and craft.
Maple Celebration and Great Backyard Bird Count Open House at Armco Park
Feb 14, 2026
9:00 am - 3:00 pm
Armco Park Jones Pavilion - 1223 N SR 741, Lebanon, OH 45036
FREE community celebration! Participate in the Great Backyard Bird Count and enjoy an authentic maple sugaring experience.
Maple Sugaring
Feb 21, 2026
Carriage Hill MetroPark: Carriage Hill Historical Farm | 10:00am - 4:00pm
AGE: All ages | FREE
Openings: Unlimited
Nature has its own way of providing us with sweeteners. Come join us as we do maple sugaring on the farm.https://www.metroparks.org/programs-events-finder/?program_number=V4&api=programs&type=program
Resources
https://time.com/collection/guide-to-happiness/4706590/scandinavia-world-happiness-report-nordics/
https://www.stanfordchildrens.org/en/topic/default?id=frostbite-and-frostnip-in-children-90-P02820
Brownfieldagnews.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTKpKBzd7jg
Monday, January 19, 2026
Rolling the Dice on Ice
“I'm not going out there. That’s crazy.” That was the response heard in our car when we visited Madison, WI, one March. We were looking at a group of ice fishing tents.
As a guy who has repeatedly tested the height limits of hip boots against the uncertain depth of the muddy bottom of creeks and came up with not quite enough boot, I can assure you that Ohio water outdoors in January and February is plenty cold. And I’ve stepped through frozen cattails and found myself up to my knees. That’s more than far enough for me. I’m really not looking for any cold plunges, intentional or accidental. Making Ice The common expression and shared by the Ohio Department of Natural Resources (ODNR) is “there’s no such thing as safe ice.” What they mean is that you should always be aware of the conditions and state of the ice. The only way to know for sure is make a hole with a spudbar or ice auger and measure. But you can get an idea of when it might be time to venture out and measure by calculating the number of freezing days. That can help determine if the body of water is making or losing ice. Calculate Freezing Degree Days (FDDs)
- Find Daily Average Temperature: (High Temp + Low Temp) / 2
- Calculate FDDs: 32°F (freezing point) - Daily Average Temperature
- Estimate Ice Growth: FDDs / 15 = Approximate inches of new ice or one inch of ice for every 15 FDDs
Sunday, January 11, 2026
For Birds - There Ain't Nothing Better When the Wind Cuts Cold
Food and shelter are the foundation of life for wildlife during the Southwest Ohio winter. Being efficient in finding food and minimizing exposure to the elements and predators are key. That’s why winters can sometimes seem bleak and lifeless. Much like we run to the grocery and then go immediately back inside, animals dash out to food sources and then back to shelter. There isn’t a lot of loafing around when the wind cuts cold.
You can add some action outside your windows by creating or enhancing food, shelter, or both where you can see it. I once hung a feeder outside of an office window that I made from a plastic peanut-butter jar and a promotional Frisbee. If you know me, you’re not surprised by this at all.
If you want to be selective in what you’re feeding and attracting to your area, you’ll want to be intentional about the style of feeder and what it contains. The Ohio Department of Natural Resources offers these suggestions for winter feeding:
- Sunflower Seeds
- Peanuts
- Niger Thistle
- Millet
- Corn
- Safflower Seeds
- Suet
Sunday, January 4, 2026
Fresh Start for Fresh Tracks
A clean slate. That’s what some think of the New Year. But a clean slate is literally what a fresh overnight snow provides to the outdoor landscape. There’s nothing better than a couple of inches of new snow to reveal what’s passed by, complete with as definitive of a time stamp as the outdoors provides this side of a digital trail camera.
Photo credit to Dave Woehr https://www.flickr.com/photos/s5200/50990143467/in/photostream/
Tuesday, December 30, 2025
Looking Ahead ... And Looking Way Ahead
It’s a fact. The hours of sunlight are getting longer from now until late June. But that doesn’t mean the days won’t feel short with the early setting sun. Switching to a new calendar is always a good time to mark things you want to do again or for the first time if you missed the opportunity. (Note to self: mark a date in June to find green walnuts for Nocino for real this year. Just do it.) There are lots of things that mark the seasons personally for me. By no means am I anywhere near Bill Felkner’s level of knowledge and detail recording seasonal happenings (don’t forget the average part of this outdoor column), but looking back is a good reminder for opportunities taken, and missed, and where more could be done.
Take a class, or go on a hike.
Of course, you can always visit our public lands on your own. Winter is a great time to get away outside and there is seldom anything that approaches the crowds of summer. Cottontail Rabbit, Ringnecked Pheasant, deer archery, and squirrel seasons are still open. And if none of that suits you, read or reread “A Sand County Almanac” by Aldo Leopold. It’s a timeless series of great essays on our connection to the world and our place in it. I’m going to mark a date in June to find green walnuts for nocino, in what’s become a stretch goal for me.
Read the complete column here: The new year brings new opportunities to connect with the outdoors
National Trail Parks and Recreation Department
Nocino
1. https://www.themeateater.com/wild-and-whole/wild-recipes/how-to-make-nocino
More to come






